Hi!!!
I know the title sounds really weird, but, well actually what your about to read is even weirder. If your prone to nightmares, heart attacks, or high blood pressure I wouldn't read what's coming next. So please, it's a liability if you do. So please stop reading if you have any of those things. Okay, here it goes.
(This was a letter adressed to a friend, written by a drunk person)
Dear (not ) friend,
You are evil!! WOW!! You are in love with pigs with purple belly buttons, and a Pink & Red Zebra will tell you your future. So here it is: You will marry Robert Pattinson and have his child, then you will tell Paola you hate Taylor Lautner and throw the child in her face and tell her it's Renesmee. Then you die.
(PS lots of Twilight terminology being used)
Love (not),
The santa claus from forks
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