Where would you rather be right now?

Friday, April 23, 2010

Hobo in the forest??

This is the weirdest thing I have ever heard. Behind the school I go to there is a forest path, and if you walk just far enough down the path, you will see it. A tree, surrounded by knives, old plates, and beat up lawn chairs. Acting as ornaments on the tree there are spoons, and forks. A table is also there. This bizzare un-real story, is entirely true.


Three young girls went down to the woods from the schoolyard to fetch what they had left there, with the permission of a teacher. They walked and walked, until they saw it. The tree (as described above) with a dirty, grimy man up in it. Then something happened that no-one had ever expected. The man looked straight at them and said only this: "shhhhh".
Then he started coming down from the tree and approaching them. They all ran as soon as they had gotten over the shock of the situation.
Once they got back they told a teacher right away, and the matter was taken into the hands of the principal. The principal now thinks that "It's probably nothing" which nobody can beleive.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Monthly horoscope!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIES!!!
(you're an aries if your birthday is anytime between March 21st and April 19th)

You are a very funny, energetic person and you love to show that to the world. This is your chance! The rest of the month will be filled with you, you, and mor YOU!

Friendship: When your buds get the blues this month, party people like you will feel an itch to entertain. Invite everyone over for a dance party in your living room and it'll be a truly unforgettable fiesta.

Love: A girl's night out at the movies will turn into a group date when you spot a bunch of cuties from school......... sit next to them and sparks will fly!

Luck days: 2/22, 3/4, 3/17

Horoscope courtesy of TWIST magazine

The Letter of the Universe

Hi!!!

I know the title sounds really weird, but, well actually what your about to read is even weirder. If your prone to nightmares, heart attacks, or high blood pressure I wouldn't read what's coming next. So please, it's a liability if you do. So please stop reading if you have any of those things. Okay, here it goes.

(This was a letter adressed to a friend, written by a drunk person)

Dear (not ) friend,

You are evil!! WOW!! You are in love with pigs with purple belly buttons, and a Pink & Red Zebra will tell you your future. So here it is: You will marry Robert Pattinson and have his child, then you will tell Paola you hate Taylor Lautner and throw the child in her face and tell her it's Renesmee. Then you die.
(PS lots of Twilight terminology being used)

Love (not),
The santa claus from forks